i’ve always been able to tell the difference between mary-kate and ashley
it was like a competition when i was younger. the girls would be like OMG I LOVE MARY-KATE (and then point to ashley) and i’d be like
“UM EXCUSE ME WRONG ONE BITCH NICE TRY BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR THANKS FOR PLAYING CYA L8R ALLAG8R”
and then everyone would get all angry like “HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT FOR SURE YOU’RE LYING AREN’T YOU” and i’d just be like
and then i’d go home and watch HOLIDAY IN THE SUN like
SOGLADIMNOTTHEONLYCRAZYBITCHAROUNDHERE
